Whether you’re shopping for your favorite hobby comedian or an older man who already has everything, you can (almost) never go wrong with one of these funny gifts for guys. We’ve searched the depths of the internet to find you the best silly, stupid, and borderline inappropriate gifts to make his next Christmas, Hanukkah, birthday, or another special occasion the funniest one yet!
Who knows, if laughter really is the best medicine, then these funny gifts for men might even make great get-well-soon gifts. But at the very least, you’re sure to get a chuckle when he opens one of these hilarious presents!
60 Best Funny Gift Ideas For Men
Get some tissues ready because you might just laugh so hard you cry looking at this listicle of silly gag gifts for men.
Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Game
Do you know a man that loves to multi-task? Potentially even when he’s sitting on his porcelain throne? Well then, tell him it’s time to put down the phone and work on his short game, thanks to this potty putter toilet golf game. This putter set is a hilarious gift for your dad, boyfriend, husband, or another male pal that likes to hit the green (after he hits the bathroom, of course).
Funny Gag Gifts Coffee Mug
While many of us love and admire the caffeinating effects of coffee, there is another side effect that can help *get things moving* if you know what we mean. If the man in your life has to make a morning trip to the restroom like clockwork after finishing his first cup of coffee, then he may as well drink that coffee out of this silly mug.
Funny BBQ Apron For Men
Your dad, husband, or grandpa has been grilling up a storm all afternoon, but that doesn’t mean he’s slacking on whipping out feisty zingers; he might just need a moment to think of them. This apron is a fun gift for your favorite grill master and jokester. Fingers crossed, he’s able to come up with a cringe-worthy dad joke to thank you for your incredibly perfect gift.
Classic Espresso Brown Beer Holster, Leather
Your man can be armed and dangerous…ly ready for a good time with this awesome beer holster. From backyard barbeques to watching his kid’s little league games, he’ll be ready for any occasion with this high-quality holster sized to fit standard beer and soda bottles and cans. Just a warning, be prepared for every other man in your life to start dropping not-so-subtle hints that they want one as well.
Pint Glass with Real Golf Ball - Made in the USA
This glass might not have a hole in it, but your favorite goofy golfer guy will think this gift is a hole-in-one! A team of Wisconsin-based glass artisans handcrafts these glasses so you can enjoy supporting artists while also picking an awesome present at a reasonable price.
Beard Bib Apron for Men
Are you furiously fed up with picking beard shavings out of your toothbrush? We’ll never complain about our man doing a bit of grooming, but we will absolutely complain about the mess left behind. If you’re tired of your sink looking like Chewbacca at the barbershop, then you should definitely get your boyfriend, husband, or dad this beard trimming bib. It secures to the mirror to create a catch-all for flying bits of hair, then allows for easy disposal into the trash or sink. We love gifts that toe the line between ridiculous and ridiculously useful.
The Original Wine Condoms - Wine & Beverage Bottle Stopper
A little creativity can go a long way, or at least, I’m sure that’s what the inventors of the wine condom felt when they first concocted this unique problem solver. As we just mentioned, gag gifts don’t have to be just for laughs; they can also be moderately useful. This wine condom is hilarious to unwrap, even funnier to use, but surprisingly effective at keeping opened bottles of wine fresh and spill-free. Get it for a wine connoisseur with a wicked sense of humor.
6-Stem Salami Bouquet
Are you shopping for a meat and potatoes type of man? Well, then why not get him a bouquet that would fit his tastes? Bouquets aren’t just for flowers anymore; this one comes with six salami logs in flavors like Cacciatore, Chorizo Rioja, Loukanika, Saucisson Sec, Salami Nola, and Saucisson D’Alsace. Honestly, we didn’t even know there were this many types of salami, but we’re sure the recipient will be excited to try them all!
Westminster Butt Face Soap
We know not all men are like this, but we’re pretty sure a solid 37 percent of them just use soap directly on their face and bodies without regard for what parts the soap is touching. If your boyfriend, brother, or pal falls within that 37 percent and you can’t convince them to upgrade to a washcloth situation, they might at least be open to this double-sided soap. One side is engraved to say “face,” while the reverse side says “butt”; fingers crossed they won’t accidentally cross-contaminate their soap sides.
Men’s Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise Flip T-Shirt
We’re struggling to think of a guy who wouldn’t like this shirt, but we think it might be best suited for those who never graduated from their class clown status. If you know a goofball that will do anything for a laugh, or at least, anything to show off their toned physique, this flippable ninja disguise shirt could be the winner. It would make an awesome birthday, Christmas, or another surprise gift and a useful shift for last-minute Halloween costumes.
16 Pieces Beard Ornaments
We’ve been desperately trying to convince any and all of our bearded pals to do the beard glitter trend circa 2015 hipster Instagram, but sadly, our requests have been ignored for years. This Christmas, we’re switching gears and begging them to let us put ornaments in their beards. To be fair, bearded men love gifts related to their facial hair because it makes them feel manly (according to the three bearded men we interviewed), and what’s more manly than turning their crumb catcher into a substitute Christmas tree?
Dad Bag- Fake Beer Belly Waist Pack
Finally, he can have the dad bod all the girls want without drinking a million beers to achieve it! This silly fanny pack has a hyper-realistic hairy belly design, guaranteed to be a huge hit at festivals, concerts, tailgates, or other events. Plus, he could totally fit some snacks or cheeky drinks inside for hands-free convenience.
The Gummy Bear Guy - World's Largest Gummy Bear
We would like everyone to stop and reflect on what the gummy world might be like. Seriously, regular-sized gummy bears are smaller than gummy worms and don’t even get us started on gummy frogs or dolphins. Do you think the worms terrorize the other gummy animals, or do the bears ride them around with saddles and little cowboy hats? And last but not least, where does this giant gummy bear fit into the strange gummy ecosystem? If you can’t decide either and need a second opinion, we give you full permission to paraphrase this rant in the card you write for the recipient of this giant gummy bear.
Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray
A few sprays of this bad boy before your boyfriend, brother, dad, or best pal cops a squat, and no one will even be able to tell what he’s up to in there! This particular blend is called Trap-A-Crap— a phrase we officially will have stuck in our heads forever— and it’s formulated with a combination of cedarwood and citrus essential oils. This bottle might be small, but it seems to pack a serious punch. Instead of rolling through cans of air freshener after the nose-offensive incident, the recipient could get 100 uses out of this two-ounce bottle of Poo-Pourri toilet spray.
Dogfather Whiskey Glass
Make him an offer he can’t refuse by giving him this hilariously funny “Dogfather” whiskey glass. This rocks glass is perfect for any whiskey lover who enjoys a refreshing glass of bourbon, scotch, or whiskey almost as much as he loves his four-legged friend. Pair this gift with a bottle of his favorite booze or some tasty treats for the pup that made him a dog dad.
We sincerely hope the recipient of these emergency underpants never actually needs to use them, but it’s always better to be safe than sorry. If you’re shopping for a silly gag gift for a man who is always running to the restroom, we suggest you leave the rest of the gifts behind and pick up a five-pack of these. This small, budget-friendly gift would make a funny stocking stuffer or white elephant gift for your upcoming office Christmas party.
Scented Candles - Naughty Gifts for Him
Are you struggling to find the perfect gift for your husband, boyfriend, or man who’s not your man but is kind of your man? This cheeky candle could be an excellent way to thank him for everything he’s done, especially in the bedroom. We think this would make a wonderfully funny Valentine’s Day gift or anniversary gift for a couple with a sassy sense of decor.
“May Contain Alcohol” Enamel Mug
This mug looks like it belongs in the rugged hands of an outdoorsman sitting around a crackling fire, swapping adventure stories with his equally lumberjack-clad friends. Do you already have a recipient in mind from that vague description? Well, then our work here is done, and you can go ahead and start getting the gift bag ready. If not, then just keep scrolling, and we’ll find you another perfectly funny gift for the man on your shopping list.
Archie McPhee Handi Squirrel
We don’t know why anyone would need this squirrel-themed set of finger puppets, but now that we know this exists, we have to get it for someone. This set of five-finger puppets transforms the user’s hand into a squirrel, which will make for incredible pranking opportunities on unsuspecting victims or for stupid videos on Tik Tok, both of which we’re massive fans of.
Shrimp Obama Magnet Decal
Okay, this might be even more random than the squirrel hand puppets, but something about this Obama shrimp magnet just makes us ridiculously happy. Could shrimp Obama solve world peace? Probably not. Could it make the recipient smile softly to themselves whenever they visit the fridge? We think it just might.
Novelty Place Guzzler Drinking Helmet
While we have personally never tried a drinking helmet, something about that hands-free convenience makes us wish we could give it a go. This drinking helmet is the perfect gift for anyone silly enough to wear it, but in particular, we’re picturing it at sporting events, tailgates, baby showers, or dentists appointments. Okay, maybe not those last two, but you get the idea.
Urinal Shot Glasses, Set of 2
Yes, we are aware that there have been many potty-humor items on this gift listicle so far. However, we cannot guarantee that we’ll stop (actually, we can pretty much confirm that there will be more). These urinal shot glasses make us feel slightly uncomfortable, which probably means they’re perfect for the most ridiculous guy you know!
The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron
Grilling can be dangerous work, but lucky for your dad, boyfriend, grandfather, or coworker, this novelty apron helps keep everything they need within reach. The Rambo wannabe in your life will be geared up and ready for whatever the grill throws at him once he dons this cool camouflage apron with tons of pockets and a silly ammunition strap.
Chia Pet 'Weird Al' Yankovic with Seed Pack
With incredible classics like “Amish Paradise” and “White & Nerdy,” Weird Al Yankovic has left a cultural mark that many of us are reluctant to admit had great power in the early 2000s. We think it’s time for everyone to embrace the hilariously punny work that Weird Al has gifted us with, and we can’t think of a better way than this Weird Al Chia Pet. Plus, there are plenty of other celebrity Chia Pet options, so you could help him start a new strange collection!
Nessie Ladle Spoon
Whether or not you believe in the Loch Ness monster, we can all agree that this Nessie Ladle is an adorable and funny gift for your favorite cook. This Nessie spoon is able to scoop up all of that soupy goodness from the depths of a pot and serve it in hilarious style. It comes in three colors— turquoise, green, and purple— so you could get one for everyone on your list!
Bigfoot Search Team Tumbler
Do you know an outdoorsy guy with a sense of humor? We think this would be a hilarious gift for an avid hiker or someone who works outdoors. Frankly, if you’re looking for what to get for your Saturday morning hiking crew, these tumblers are definitely it. The tumblers are not only funny, but they’re also a generous 30 ounces— perfect for staying hydrated while on the hunt for the big fuzzy guy.
Dinosaur Taco Holder - Kids Plastic Novelty Taco Plate
So yes, the title does say that these dinosaur taco holders are for kids, but we don’t need that kind of negativity in our lives, so let’s just ignore that bit. These tacosaurs are for everyone, not just the young! And more specifically— who wouldn’t want to eat their tacos out of a dinosaur? The set of two includes a brontosaurus and a triceratops so the recipient could even share with a lucky guest!
Custom Face Socks
What will you put onto these custom face socks? The options are nearly endless! You could gift a pair of socks with your own face, the recipient face, one of you making a super silly face, or anything else you can imagine. Plus, they have over forty designs to choose from, including some borderline ridiculous options.
Dad Joke Button
Do you know an older man who is having a bit more trouble cracking the dad jokes these days? For those rare moments when he’s stuck and can’t think of any witty comments or cringe-worthy jokes, this funny button will be up to the dad joke task! This button has over 50 groan-evoking dad jokes just a touch away. It’s also perfect for new dads who need help acquiring good material before their kids are too old!
Pizza Box Socks- 4 Pairs Mix
Here is another silly choice for men who enjoy funky clothing. A colorful pair of socks can be the perfect sneaky addition to an otherwise neutral outfit, so obviously, we’re very big fans of funky socks. This set includes three different “flavors” — Hawaiian, Pepperoni, and Italian, as well as a pair that looks like fluffy pizza crusts. All of the socks arrived rolled up in a pizza box to resemble a perfect pizza pie!
Good Luck Finding Better Friends Than Us - Stemless Wine Glass
What do you get for your funny male friend who is moving away or a coworker that is making a change? A very honest wine glass, of course. This wine glass would be a great going away gift for a friend or coworker, especially one who clearly peaked and is making a huge mistake by leaving because he already has the coolest friends.
Dark Humor Misfortune Cookies
We think it’s safe to say that fortune cookies aren’t nearly funny enough, at least not until we saw these hilarious dark humor misfortune cookies. These are perfect for a friend with a twisted sense of humor who would enjoy misfortunes such as “You have an inferiority complex, and it’s entirely justified” or “There are no certainties in life, except that you will have another terrible day tomorrow.” Plus, if that doesn’t put them in a positively foul mood, their temporarily black teeth might after eating the cookie!
Prank Pack “Plant Urinal” - Wrap Your Real Gift in a Joke Gift Box
If you want to give someone a normal or functional gift but still want to get a laugh out of them, then this prank gift box could be the perfect solution. First of all, we just want to say we’re so happy that a plant urinal isn’t actually a thing because that would probably be a bit too much “nutrients” for a growing plant. Second of all, we can’t wait to see the look on people’s faces when they unwrap their gifts!
Bluetooth Banana Phone
Who needs AirPods when you could be chatting with people on your Bluetooth banana phone? This banana phone would be the perfect gift for a guy so ridiculous that people wouldn’t actually be surprised he has a banana phone. Because let’s be honest, you probably already have to be a mildly eccentric person to use one of these on a regular basis, but we’re totally not mad at it!
Novelty Bandages Collectable Tin
No matter how recently he refreshed his forest aid kit supplies (or if he even has one), there will always be room for these slightly too-realistic bacon bandages. These bandages make us stop and reflect on whether or not bacon truly could cure all of life’s aches and pains. We vote yes, what about you?
F Bomb Paperweight
While he probably can’t scream expletives through his office as often as he’d like, you could help him drop one major “F Bomb” in the place! This paperweight is a hilarious office accessory and definitely a conversation starter. It could even be helpful for organizing his forms and work into an “f this” category.
You're My National Treasure Morphing Coffee Mugs
Whoever invented these heat-revealing mugs absolutely deserves a raise. We strongly suggest removing any trace of packaging that could hint at the hidden image and letting the recipient think you just gave them a plain black mug. Once they finally get around to using what they think is a slightly lame gift, we’re sure they’re going to send you a hilarious stream of texts praising your prank.
Mistaken Lyrics Coasters
The best part of any karaoke night or car sing-a-long is realizing your friends (or you) have the lyrics to the song totally, epically, hilariously wrong. Each set of six coasters highlights ridiculously mistaken lyrics, from “I Want To Hold Your Ham” to “Hit Me With Your Pet Shark.” You can choose from six different sets, including hits from the ‘80s, ’90s, Classic Rock, Karaoke, and more.
Christmas Embroidered Toilet Paper Decorations
How do you find the best Christmas gift for men who have everything already? We suggest getting him something that no one particularly needs, but everyone will find silly. After all, he might have everything else already, but we’re fairly certain he doesn’t have embroidered toilet paper. Also, in case you’re wondering, the image is only embroidered on the first sheet; the rest is functional tissue for wiping butts and more!
Creative Thinking Journal
We aren’t even slightly surprised that this journal was made in California because what else is the west coast known for other than weed? Okay, we know, California has lots of other stuff going for it. However, if you’re looking for a great gift for a stoner, this unique journal is sure to get a laugh and then spark some creativity!
Funny Cooking BBQ Oven Mitts for Men
Your dad, husband, or another favorite barbequing bro will absolutely love these snarky oven mitts, which are perfect for grilling, roasting, or whatever other cooking he wants to embark on. We feel inclined to warn you that the recipient will definitely want to show these mitts off (around appropriate company, of course), so you might want to organize a babysitter for the next cookout.
This one’s for the sea-faring man on your shopping list, or, anyone who likes to look at bodies of water safely from the shore. These hilarious “beer preservers” are adorable little life jackets for frosty brews, helping to keep the drinks cold and potentially even save them in the event they fall overboard.
Magic Reversible Throw Pillow
If giving all your friends magical reversible Danny DeVito sequin pillow covers is wrong, well, then we don’t want to be right. We’re sorry in advance to all of our loved ones reading this; you might just be getting a Danny DeVito pillow for Christmas this year. But we can’t think of a better way to spread a bit of Christmas cheer than with an American comedy treasure like Mr. DeVito.
Laptop Cat Scratching Pad
This gift is partially for the funny man on your list but mostly for his furry feline friend. If you know a man whose cat chronically “helps” him work, then you should definitely get him this cat laptop. It will hopefully distract his cat long enough that he can actually get his work done, which does technically make this a gift for him, right?
Christmas Gag Gift Reindeer Mankini Men Thong Underwear with Bells
There are gag gifts, and then there are gifts that make everyone else gag. This Borat-style mankini takes on a festive flair with strategically placed bells and a prominent reindeer nose. This ridiculous get-up would make a hilarious white elephant gift or secret Santa gift for the crazy confident, uninhibited man in your life. We only request that you send us photos or videos of everyone else’s reactions when he steps out in his saucy new number.
Literary Insults Chart
Your favorite snarky bibliophile will have to search long and hard to find the perfect reciprocal gift after you knock gift-giving out of the park with this poster. Or, they might test out one too many of these insults on you until they never have to give you a gift again. Now that we’ve discussed the two potential positive and negative outcomes, you get to decide if you can live with either of those results! Don’t worry; we know it’s going to lean towards the first.
Michael Scott Motivational Quote Poster
Everyone could use a little bit of motivation, but you don’t have to get them one of those “hang in there” cat posters from the local elementary school library. This Michael Scott poster will provide all the encouragement your favorite Office fan needs to chase his dreams of stealing other people’s work and passing it off as your own. Oh no, is that the moral of this gift? Maybe give this poster to someone old enough to understand that plagiarism is clearly bad…
Ninja Star Magnets
Are you looking for an excellent gift to accompany that ninja t-shirt we listed earlier? These ninja throwing star magnets could be the perfect addition to your funny ninja-themed gift bag. These magnets pack enough punch to hold up to ten pieces of paper and look super cool while doing it. Be careful where you put these magnets, though! They do look fairly sharp, so maybe don’t give them to a recipient with young or clumsy kids (or who is young and clumsy themselves).
Thanos Bottle Opener
If the Infinity Gauntlet is powerful enough to destroy worlds, it’s probably strong enough to open a beer bottle. Any Marvel maniac will be excited to crack open a cold brew with the boys using this Infinity Gauntlet-shaped bottle opener. Dare we suggest you include a Marvel movie drinking game with the bottle opener? There is no pressure, but we included a link to different game rules for over 20 of the movies… just in case.
Kids are constantly told not to play with their food. But assuming you’re shopping for a full-blown adult, they can play with their food as much as they’d like! These lightsaber chopsticks instantly turn sushi into an epic battle in a galaxy far far away. It comes with a red set and a blue set, so the recipient can choose if he wants to go over to the dark side or not.
Dinosaur Pencil Holder with Phone Stand
We aren’t sure why dinosaur products are primarily marketed to kids, but we think this T-rex-shaped pencil holder and phone stand could make up for it. It would make a wonderful office accessory for someone who is all business with a heaping side of humor and whimsy.
Adult Snorlax Onesie Animal Cosplay Costumes
Snorlax is 100 percent the perfect character for a fuzzy, comfy, adult onesie. Any millennial male was likely obsessed with Pokemon at one point or another, from the cards to Gameboy games to the Pokemon Go app resurgence in 2016. This onesie is a wonderfully nostalgic gift that will infuse him with a feeling of child-like comfort while also keeping him warm and cozy.
Pizza Pouch, One size, Clear
We’re aware this is a novelty gift, but we also fully admit that it would have solved so many problems for us during our college years. Okay, mainly one problem, and that was how to balance our pizza, drinks, and phone at parties. But, to be fair, that is a serious problem at events with little table space and seating (like every college party). In summation, this would make a funny yet functional gift for a college guy that never turns down a free slice of pizza.
Exploding Golf Balls- Prank Balls That Explode On Impact
The way we see it, you could play this one of two ways. You could give your dad, husband, friend, or co-worker these exploding golf balls and let him have a blast pranking his golf buddies the next time he’s on the green. Or, you could remove any trace of packaging that indicates these are exploding golf balls and prank him instead. Whatever path you choose, we hope you get the explosion on video.
Coddies Loafers Bread Slippers
In case you weren’t already aware, we’re huge fans of puns and almost any play on words. If you’re shopping for someone who is equally as enthralled by clever wordplay, then these “loafers” are guaranteed to get a chuckle. It’s time to yeat this yeast and let your favorite jokester loaf in style. These comfy slippers are available in men’s sizes ranging from four to 11.
Men’s “If You Don't Like Tacos I’m Nacho Type” T-Shirt
Does your friend, boyfriend, uncle, or dad’s favorite taco shop know him by name, or at least by his order? If he treats taco Tuesday as a borderline religious experience, then he definitely needs a little bit of swag to show off his dedication. We think this funny t-shirt could do just the trick and look perfect in his weekly taco Instagram story.
That's What She Said - The Twisted Party Game
“That’s what she said” jokes we’re a staple of early 2000s comedies, and we have to admit we’ve cracked a few of these ourselves back in the day. This game of adult innuendo follows some of the same rules as Cards Against Humanity by matching setup cards with phrase cards to create side-splitting “that’s what she said” jokes. This game is designed for players 17 years old and up due to the mature content because only adults are allowed to make inappropriate jokes with their friends!
7 in Custom Bobblehead
Here is another incredible gift for the men on your list who already have everything. You can create a custom bobblehead of your dad, grandfather, friend, or husband based on their features, interests, style, and more! The descriptions note that it can take a few weeks to create and ship these products, so you might need to plan ahead if you want to order one of these!
Theater of Fools Emergency Clown Nose
Did your brother, boyfriend, dad, or grandfather never leave his class clown status behind, even if he graduated decades ago? Well then, he definitely needs an emergency clown nose to match his jokester personality. That way, he’ll be ready to get people laughing whenever the mood strikes.
Dwight Schrute Bottle Opener
The Office wouldn’t be the same if it weren’t for Dwight’s unique character bringing the unexpected to every episode. This bottle opener captures one of his iconic moments (this is the moment in question, in case you need a refresher) from season five and depicts a half-naked Dwight for all of our viewing pleasure. There are also three other Dwight designs to choose from, but we strongly support this one.