When you search out funny Valentine’s Day gifts, it can get a bit tricky. It comes down to gifts that are appropriate vs. gifts that are irrelevant and silly. You might get something very different for a co-worker than you would for a romantic partner or a good friend.
Our weird and wonderful guide to funny Valentine’s Day gift ideas has it all, from the quirky to the thoughtful. Sling your bag of love arrows over your shoulder, and let’s get started making Cupid jealous.
35 Funny Gift Ideas for Valentine’s Day
You’ll find every kind of love honored with these funny Valentine’s Day gifts for all.
Double-Wall Glass Mug
This cute double-wall glass mug can make Valentine’s Day special for both couples and friends. The inside glass depicts a fun-loving, upside-down polar bear. He’s ready to hold whatever hot or cold beverage your Valentine has in mind. The borosilicate glass will make sure the beverage stays hot or cold as the little bear smiles.
Mom Is My Valentine T-Shirt
All the Valentines in life may pale compared to our first Valentine: mom. This cheesy but hilarious t-shirt is the best goofy gift to get guys. The 100% cotton shirt is comfortable and lightweight, but it’s the message that makes it sing. It reads, “Sorry Girls / Mom is my Valentine.”
Romantic Novelty Toilet Paper
Few other funny Valentine’s Day gifts are as clever as this novelty toilet paper. It manages to make going to the bathroom a cute joke. The silly toilet roll has 200 sheets of two-ply toilet paper that works the same as any other paper does. This roll is covered in red hearts and a poop emoji that reads, “I love the poop out of you.”
Custom Face Socks
There’s no misunderstanding about how much you like someone when you give them a pair of socks with your face on them. These custom face socks will get the laughs going strong. It may surprise you to find out they end up wearing stretchy socks regularly. You could also turn things around and get their face put all over the socks; the choice is up to you.
Valentine’s Day Teddy Bear
The word corny might have been coined because of Valentine’s Day teddy bears like this one. He does wonders for anniversaries too, with his lovable face and red bear paw pads. The bear holds a red heart that reads, “I love you more. The end. I win.” The playful sentiment is accompanied by his sweetness.
Online Dating Candle
This online dating candle celebrates couples who met online. The candle’s surface has dried flowers and crystals that give it a quirky look. The unexpected message they’ll read on the candle itself will make them smile. It simply says, “You’re the best thing I’ve ever found on the internet.”
The silly sentiment this humorous keychain promotes is one your boyfriend or girlfriend can get behind. It says, “I’m yours. No refunds,” with a solid heart. Whenever they use the keychain to find their keys, they’ll be greeted with this fun reminder of what a cool significant other they’ve got.
Death Wish Coffee Set
Valentine’s Day gifts for a co-worker don’t have to be inappropriate or embarrassing to be fun. This set of Death Wish coffee pods will make all the impression you need. The box comes with 50 single-serve pods for use with K-cup brewers. The coffee is composed of some of the strongest yet most flavorful caffeine blends to keep their day the best yet.
You’ll know which person in your life to give this ridiculous moon ring to for Valentine’s Day. When they open it, they’ll be greeted with a little butt that expels gas with all the tacky prank glee it can muster. The figurine looks like a tiny man’s bare butt (hence the “moon”) with his pants pulled down.
Funny Frog Figurine
This unusual frog figurine may seem like an odd way to ask your special someone to marry you. He makes the best Valentine’s Day gift to those you love with his offbeat style. The figurine depicts the frog on one knee, holding up a floral bouquet to the one he loves most. Their answer will determine what kind of day Mr. Frog has in store.
Hobbit Whiskey Glass
Whomever you give this cool hobbit glass to will love adding it to their home bar glassware collection. The whiskey glass is perfect for him when he wants to enjoy a drink. His inner child will also be satiated with the glass’s design. The words read, “I love you like a Hobbit loves a second breakfast.”
This funny tumbler is a great choice when using Valentine’s Day as an excuse to sing your own praises. The tumbler holds 20 ounces of his favorite beverage, while it regularly reminds him how cool you are.
The tumbler reads, “My girlfriend is hotter than my coffee,” followed by, “(Yes, she bought me this.)” Your first anniversary may be ages ago, but this offbeat gift will celebrate your shared sense of humor.
Funny Boxer Briefs
Funny Valentine’s Day gift ideas like these funny boxer briefs are the sort that delight and surprise the guy you give them to. The boxer briefs provide comfort and a great fit and are personalized with your name under the words “Property Of.” It’s got little red hearts, just in case he needs a little something extra.
Funny Sloth Coffee Mug
Someone very special will appreciate the weird brand of cuteness this sloth coffee mug displays. It’s got an adorable little sloth creature climbing up over the side of the mug itself. The ceramic mug also states, “Today, I will do absolutely nothing.” Give your favorite crazy person permission to enjoy their day like a sloth might.
Dual Zone Comforter
A wife or husband will love receiving this dual zone comforter as the best practical gift possible for Valentine’s Day. The high-quality microfiber comforter has two sides to it: one that keeps in heat and one that stays cool. You’ll both enjoy sleeping together while maintaining the body temperatures you prefer.
Beer Can Glass
Guys will enjoy using this beer can glass for their favorite brew. The 16-ounce glass is shaped like a standard beer can and proudly declares, “It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.” Friends of significant others will get a lot of use out of the quirky bar accessory. It’s a cool choice for cheap Valentine’s Day gifts guys get excited about.
Glitter Hearts Toilet Bombs
These glitter heart toilet bombs may be the cutest toilet deodorizer ever. The right person you choose as your Valentine can appreciate this strange gift choice. They simply add one of the heart tablets to the toilet before using it to ensure the bathroom stays fresh afterward.
Muscle Man Pillow
This muscle man pillow is a wonderfully quirky Valentine’s Day gift for her. This luxurious body pillow is not only ripped but it’s filled with feathers to make any nap or lounge time special. She may not be able to tear herself away from her muscular friend, but rest assured…he is just a pillow.
Custom Bobblehead Figurine
There are few other experiences as awesome as when your favorite person receives this custom bobblehead figure of themselves. The handmade clay figurine looks like any bobblehead, with one major difference. It’s crafted from a photograph to look like them, using all the small details that matter most.
Grow A Boyfriend
Few gag gifts are as fun and creative as this “Grow a Boyfriend” figure. He starts as a guy who’s two inches tall. After he gets wet, he turns into a 12-inch figurine. The out-there prank gift promises, “If you can’t get a date, then grow the perfect mate!”
Date Night Dice
When you give these date night dice to your Valentine, they’ll have the means to plan every date night going forward. The theme of the dice is “dinner and a movie,” so the options include fun ideas for both. The dinner could be burgers, Mexican, or seafood. The movie may be comedy, action, or horror.
Furry Monster Slippers
Only those truly in love understand the idea of giving each other furry monster slippers for Valentine’s Day. The unique, oversized slippers would look like a giant’s almost human foot, if it wasn’t for the massive amounts of hair. They’re super comfortable for your lovable monster man whenever he wants to kick up his hairy feet and chill out.
100 Stick Games Book
Few books will inspire whimsy like this book of “100 Games to Play with a Stick” can. Your special someone can flip through the pages that explain old-fashioned stick games. It’s all very tongue-in-cheek for the right person to cherish as a coffee table book or bedside read.
Food Puns Coloring Book
Many adult coloring books exist, but few centers around food-related designs. This coloring book is a cute Valentine’s Day gift for someone who’s both creative and a little off-kilter. The book includes 30 inventive pages filled with interesting foods they can color in. Puns like “I Pita the Fool” and “Pasta La Vista Baby” will keep them in stitches for some time.
Gummy Candy Takeout Box
This takeout box of gummy candy is an ingeniously funny way to treat your Valentine to a meal. It looks like a Chinese noodle box with a colorful array of noodles. But inside this prank box is a bunch of (delicious) gummy candy. The shapes include shrimp, noodles, veggies, an egg, and other toppings that actually taste like sweet candy.
Cthulhu Planter Pot
Plants, true love, and H.P. Lovecraft goes hand-in-hand for Valentine’s Day with this Cthulhu planter pot. The nerd you love most will be excited to receive the resin pot to keep their favorite plant inside. The intricate details of Cthulhu’s intimidating head will turn heads from across the room. Chances are, they won’t be looking at the plant.
Elvis Presley Cat Wall Decor
This Elvis Presley cat wall decor hanging turns a normal wall into something totally awesome. The one you love can enjoy the quirky newspaper print featuring a cat as the King of Rock n’ Roll. The 8 x 10 cat Elvis is handmade, so it has a homespun quality that stands out as only a cat Elvis Presley can.
Don’t worry once you give these misfortune cookies to your Valentine this year. They’re for the person you know who would understand and adore the strange humor of these tasty treats. The set has 13 fortune cookies, each with a snarky bit of wisdom. The notes include, “There are no certainties in life, except that you will have another terrible day tomorrow.”
You’ve definitely got a special someone in your life when you can confidently give them these giant gag-gift undies. They’re ridiculously huge (and super pink) and are designed to put an instant smile on their face. You could even use them to wrap a “real” Valentine’s Day gift inside to make it all up to them.
Few other cookbooks come with as must jest as this cookbook for the hungover does. It’s filled with comforting, filling recipes like pizzas and buffalo wings to make anyone’s stomach settle. When you know your Valentine, you’ll know how to help them recover from a late night. This book is ready to step in.
Hot Ones Game
Hot sauce lovers will enjoy the kick they get out of this entertaining “Hot Ones” game. They can invite you and a total of three to six players to play a game similar to Truth or Dare. The only difference is the dares all involve hot sauce. The set has the hot sauce in question, so be careful what you wish for.
Heart Plush Figure
There are many ways to give your Valentine your heart, but this heart plush toy figure is the easiest one. It’s not just for show, since it comes with interesting facts and information about the heart and how it works. The soft, cushiony heart has a happy face to ensure they know you love them in your special way.
Classic Literature Cat Tote
The perfect companion will appreciate the offbeat design of one of these classic literature cat tote bags. They’ll come in handy for shopping, work, or errands. The real joy arises when others see the delicate designs of regal cats who love to read. With themes like “The Great Catsby,” “Romeow and Juliet,” and “Pride and Purrjudice,” they may not be able to choose.
Shower Beverage Holder
Make your significant other’s next shower or bath more fun with this beverage holder for their tub or shower. The holder is ideal for holding beer, wine, or any beverage securely using a suction cup. Whatever they decide to take in may come out empty, but the spill-proof advantages will surely put you on their best list.
Chicken Wings Soap Set
Does your Valentine know chicken wings make the best soap? This set of chicken wings soaps does. They will receive two realistic-looking chicken wings and two drumsticks in the set. Using them for the first time may feel odd, but they soon may consider chicken nuggets the best soap in town.